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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948

Leader of the Indian Nationalist movement against British rule, Mohandas “Mahatma” Gandhi is revered as the father of his country. He is esteemed internationally for his doctrine of nonviolence to achieve political and social progress.
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
“Nonviolence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.”
“Power is of two kinds. One is obtained by the fear of punishment and the other by acts of love. Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived
from fear of punishment.”

TELEGRAM

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter asks her friend to send a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father received as:

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a  telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

The message received by wife read:  "I wish you were her."

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TELEGRAM #3
A wife who was in an advanced stage of pregnancy goes to the railway station to go to her husband’s city.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last available ticket with a berth.

Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the train who did not have a berth, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."


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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

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TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: 'Sethji Aaj Mar Gaye!’
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 TELEGRAM #6
A judge passed a judgement in a case and set free an prisoner who was facing the death sentence.  He consequently ordered the Court Officer to send a telegram to the jail authorities where the prisoner was confined stating “Hang Not, Release”
The Court officer sent a telegram which read as “Hang, Not release”.  

Friday, September 17, 2010

Subject: Serious Warning - Travelling to or via Dubai

 A very very serious warning ..
Dear Friends,

I  understand from a friend's mail that someone travelling to UK via Dubai was carrying a packet of Khas Khas which is a commonly used spice in some Indian curries and sweets.

This innocent person did not know that recently the laws in UAE and other Gulf countries have been revised and carrying Khas Khas is punishable with minimum 20 years of imprisonment or even worse with death penalty . Currently, the person is in a Dubaijail  for the last two weeks. His friends are frantically trying hard for his release but are finding that this has become a very very serious case. Lawyers seem to be asking huge fees amounting to AED 100,000 even to appear in the court to plead for his innocence.

Please forward this email to all you know specially in India . They should know the seriousness of this matter and should avoid carrying even minutest quantities of the following items when traveling to or via Gulf countries: 



1. Khas Khas whether raw, roasted or cooked.
2. Paan
3. Beetle nut (supari and its products, e.g. Paan Parag etc.)

The penalties are very severe and it could destroy the life of an innocent person. 

Monday, September 13, 2010

10 Rules for High Performance Teamwork

Excerpted from Pulling Together: 10 Rules for High Performance Teamwork
by John J. Murphy

Lessons From the Geese
Consistent application of the 10 rules of high performance teamwork ultimately generates trust, respect, unity and power within any team. Conversely, consistent violation of any one rule destroys this bond. While the author of the following is unknown, "Lessons From the Geese" is a powerful illustration from nature of the rules of high performance teamwork. As you read about the natural unity that exists among this species remember — this same unity can exist in your organization!
As geese flap their wings, they create an uplift for the bird following. By flying in a V formation, the whole flock adds 71% greater flying range than if any bird were to fly alone. If we share a common direction and a sense of community, we can get where we are going more quickly and easily because we are traveling on the thrust of one another!
Whenever a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to fly alone, and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird immediately in front. If we have as much sense as geese, we will stay in formation with those who are headed where we want to go, and we will be willing to accept their help as well as give ours to others.
When the lead goose gets tired, it rotates back into formation and another goose flies at the point position. If we take turns doing the hard tasks and sharing leadership as with the geese, we become interdependent with one another. The geese in formation honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed. If we "honk," we need to make sure it is positive and encouraging.
When a goose gets sick or wounded or is shot down, two geese drop out of formation and follow it down to help and protect it. They stay with it until it is able to fly again or dies. They then launch out on their own, with another formation or catch up with the flock. If we have as much sense as geese, we too will stand by each other in difficult times, as well as when we are strong. Let us all try to fly in formation and remember to drop back to help those who might need it!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
The greatest accomplishments in life are not achieved by individuals alone, but by proactive people pulling together for a common good. Look behind every winner and you will find a great coach. Look out in front of every superstar and you will see a positive role model. Look alongside every great achiever and you will find caring people offering encouragement, support and able assistance. Rising to this level of interdependent thinking can be challenging and difficult. Looking beyond oneself, asking for help or accepting help can feel risky. But people are not given life to simply take from one another. We are here to give. Our mission in life is to offer our gifts to benefit one another, to create mutual gain in the world. This is called teamwork, a win/win mindset stemming from a genuine commitment to the rules that allow it to happen.