TELEGRAM

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter asks her friend to send a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father received as:

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a  telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

The message received by wife read:  "I wish you were her."

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A wife who was in an advanced stage of pregnancy goes to the railway station to go to her husband’s city.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last available ticket with a berth.

Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the train who did not have a berth, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
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 TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: 'Sethji Aaj Mar Gaye!’

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  TELEGRAM #6
A judge passed a judgement in a case and set free an prisoner who was facing the death sentence.  He consequently ordered the Court Officer to send a telegram to the jail authorities where the prisoner was confined stating “Hang Not, Release”

The Court officer sent a telegram which read as “Hang, Not release”.  

Subject: Serious Warning - Travelling to or via Dubai

 A very very serious warning ..
Dear Friends,

I  understand from a friend's mail that someone travelling to UK via Dubai was carrying a packet of Khas Khas which is a commonly used spice in some Indian curries and sweets.

This innocent person did not know that recently the laws in UAE and other Gulf countries have been revised and carrying Khas Khas is punishable with minimum 20 years of imprisonment or even worse with death penalty . Currently, the person is in a Dubaijail  for the last two weeks. His friends are frantically trying hard for his release but are finding that this has become a very very serious case. Lawyers seem to be asking huge fees amounting to AED 100,000 even to appear in the court to plead for his innocence.

Please forward this email to all you know specially in India . They should know the seriousness of this matter and should avoid carrying even minutest quantities of the following items when traveling to or via Gulf countries: 

1. Khas Khas whether raw, roasted or cooked.
2. Paan
3. Beetle nut (supari and its products, e.g. Paan Parag etc.)

The penalties are very severe and it could destroy the life of an innocent person. 

10 Rules for High Performance Teamwork

Excerpted from Pulling Together: 10 Rules for High Performance Teamwork
by John J. Murphy

Lessons From the Geese

Consistent application of the 10 rules of high performance teamwork ultimately generates trust, respect, unity and power within any team. Conversely, consistent violation of any one rule destroys this bond. While the author of the following is unknown, "Lessons From the Geese" is a powerful illustration from nature of the rules of high performance teamwork. As you read about the natural unity that exists among this species remember — this same unity can exist in your organization!

As geese flap their wings, they create an uplift for the bird following. By flying in a V formation, the whole flock adds 71% greater flying range than if any bird were to fly alone. If we share a common direction and a sense of community, we can get where we are going more quickly and easily because we are traveling on the thrust of one another!

Whenever a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to fly alone, and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird immediately in front. If we have as much sense as geese, we will stay in formation with those who are headed where we want to go, and we will be willing to accept their help as well as give ours to others.

When the lead goose gets tired, it rotates back into formation and another goose flies at the point position. If we take turns doing the hard tasks and sharing leadership as with the geese, we become interdependent with one another. The geese in formation honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed. If we "honk," we need to make sure it is positive and encouraging.

When a goose gets sick or wounded or is shot down, two geese drop out of formation and follow it down to help and protect it. They stay with it until it is able to fly again or dies. They then launch out on their own, with another formation or catch up with the flock. If we have as much sense as geese, we too will stand by each other in difficult times, as well as when we are strong. Let us all try to fly in formation and remember to drop back to help those who might need it!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF TEAMWORK

The greatest accomplishments in life are not achieved by individuals alone, but by proactive people pulling together for a common good. Look behind every winner and you will find a great coach. Look out in front of every superstar and you will see a positive role model. Look alongside every great achiever and you will find caring people offering encouragement, support and able assistance. Rising to this level of interdependent thinking can be challenging and difficult. Looking beyond oneself, asking for help or accepting help can feel risky. But people are not given life to simply take from one another. We are here to give. Our mission in life is to offer our gifts to benefit one another, to create mutual gain in the world. This is called teamwork, a win/win mindset stemming from a genuine commitment to the rules that allow it to happen.

 

Beggars are we???

Respected   friend's...

 

 

 

    

This is surely called OPULENCE

Even if you have money, you should know how to spend it and enjoy it...... Thats called Fun life !

Inside the world's biggest private jet with 4-poster beds, Turkish bath... and a place to park the Rolls 



In a space normally given to 600 passengers, the owner and his guests will enjoy five-star treatment from the moment of arrival. 
After driving up to his plane, he will have the car parked in the onboard garage. 
A lift drops to the tarmac and a red carpet unfurls, with downlights to 'give the impression of turning up at the Oscars', according to Design Q's co-founder Gary Doy. The belly of the A380 has been turned into a relaxation zone, including a Turkish bath lined with marble only two millimetres thick to keep the weight down.
Next door is a wellbeing room, with the floor and walls turned into a giant screen showing the ground down below. Guests can stand on a 'magic carpet' and watch the journey, a scented breeze blowing into the room. 
If work really is unavoidable, the boardroom is on hand with iTouch screens and live share prices projected on to the tables. For conference calls, a business partner on the ground can be virtually projected on to the table to 'join' a meeting. 
The five suites which form the owner's private quarters have king- size beds, entertainment systems and a prayer room featuring computergenerated prayer mats which always face Mecca. A lift shuttles between the plane's three floors, from the private quarters upstairs, down to the concert hall, featuring a baby grand piano and seating for ten, and to the garage below.  
There are around 20 'sleepers' - the equivalent of First Class seats - for extra guests. According to the designers, the style is elegant curves and swirls of Arabic writing. 
AND NOW THE LATEST NEWS ! 


Al-Waleed Spends $176 Million to Outfit His A380 

After dropping close to $320 million on his new Airbus A380 jet, Prince Al-Waleed of Saudi Arabia is spending another $176 million on ultra-lavish modifications, including a $60 million gold leaf paintjob. An unnamed German company is customizing the interior of the plane to include:

 

• A lounge to seat a traveling entourage of 25 trusted aides;
• A marble-paneled dining room with seating for 14;
• A bar with curtains to mimic tents of the Arabian Desert;
• A fiber-optic mosaic that will depict a shifting desert scene;
• A movie theatre with plush leather seats the color of sand dunes;
• A series of bedrooms linked to stewardesses by intercom;
• A gym with Nautilus equipment and running machines; and
• A large silk bed designed to resemble a Bedouin tent that will be the centerpiece of the plane’s interior.

Reports speak of the decor as being “Lawrence of Arabia meets Star Wars.” Al-Waleed’s A380 will be completed in two years, and in the meantime he will cruise in his Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet. 

Facts about human body

Subject: Facts about Human body

 

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.    -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.  -You use 200 muscles to take one step.   -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.     -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.      -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.  -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.   -Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.  -The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.   -Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.    -When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.  -Your thumb is the same length of your nose. At this very moment I know well you are putting this last fact to the test...  ...now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. :)

job satisfaction

Son : Dad, I Want To Join Bajaj Allianz.   Dad : Beta, Salary 5000 Per Month Only.

Son : No Problem Dad  
 
 




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Who Says Money is everything J
 
it’s the job satisfaction at the end of the day right