Tamils were considered boring & monotonous until the Swami Nithyananda tapes appeared on Sun TV. Thanks to his lusty dalliances, Tamils are now on the international league, behind only the French ,perhaps. I thought this Swami was clean, but apparently he led a double-life. As the French say, "tojours l'amour" !Deccan Chronicle published a collection of 2-liners yesterday which summed it all up:
- Discourse by day/ Intercourse by night
- Healing the masses by day/ Feeling the masses by night
- Sandal wood (chandan) by day/ Tiger Woods by night
- Missionary by day/ Missionary (ahem!) by night
- Spiritual by day/ Spirited by night
- Pujari by day/ Tiwari (ND) by night
- Baba by day/ Black sheep by night
- Bead-ing by day/ Bedding by night
- Swamy by day/ Slimy by night
- Renounce by day/ Pounce by night
- Lecture by day/ Lecher by night
- Din mei jogi/ Raat mei bhogi
- Nityananda by day/ Nitya nanga by night
What a charmed life!
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